Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Doin' my civil duties

This guy is a sex predator that likes to show his schlong from the safety of his car. Loser

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Here is something to think about...

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a crèche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away .
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat. Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.
But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to. In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"
In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says . Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace. Are you laughing?
Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it. Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us. Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it.. no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.
My Best Regards . Honestly and respectfully, Ben Stein Amen!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Urine Test

A friend emailed this to me and it is nearly perfect! Enjoy!
Like a lot of folks in this country...I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urinetest, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt and using drugs.
Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along though.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Back from vacation....

Every once in a while a Disasterologist has to take a break from all the disastering. I took some time off over the holiday. My family went to the country and just disapeared for about ten days, my brother and his family came to "The Propery" to visit and blow off some steam as well. It was great! As soon as I have my internet back (functioning) I will post some pictures here (I am posting from work). WildBill and I came home with Poison Ivy, and I also got a sunburn on the first day. We got the tractor and brush-hog hooked up and mowed a go-cart track, the kids went fishing, and we shot up some expired canned food. Redneck Vacation!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Finding new friends....

Wild Bill over at Passionate Blogger wrote a incredible article (I don't feel that I have used incredible lightly) "Give And Receive Series - Part 2 - StumbleUpon" in which he made it very plain that you must stop being so concerned about yourself/your blog and really concentrate on helping others build up their blog. I thought long and hard and decided that every person that commented on Wild Bill's post I would go to their blog and comment and Stumble them. This is a wonderful way to meet new bloggers and make friends with people that you might not have ever meet before.

I have decided that in this post (and I will update it as much as I can) I will put links to those blogs I went to visit and visit them on a regular basis.

***More NewerUpdate! More new friends added today, 8/30/07, Welcome to the list!









http://stresstopower.com/blog/ andhttp://cheerfulmonk.com/








Sunday, August 26, 2007

N.A.D.S. office

Ever seen a Disasterologist hard at work in his office? Here you go, this is N.A.D.S. headquarters! (this is my walk-in closet converted to the NADS HQ) Along with serving as my office and the closet it is also our tornado safe zone, storage, and gaming center.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Let your ART race!!!

Not everything has to be a Disaster. Here at N.A.D.S. we like to have some fun and enjoy some artwork. Whilest stumbling around I came across Art.com and it asked me to create a masterpiece. Being "the Artist formerly known as Sheriff Bob" I took to it like a fish to water, only to find upon my artwork completion that it recorded my every brush stroke. COOL! Click on the link above and watch my art work, even create your own.

Natural Selection finds a way!

Written by Michael Kerr Lead Disasterologist. Last night here in the Oklahoma City metro area we had the remnant of tropical storm Erin (downgraded from a hurricane) come through town after making a long trek through western Texas via the Gulf of Mexico.

I am usually up late, keeping all of you safe in the event of a disaster, and around 1:30 am the NWS declared a Tornado Watch for the western metro/El Reno/ Yukon area. Needless to say, I was up for a long night as it was about 6am before the storm had calmed and the chance of Tornado was completely past. I know what you are saying, "why stay up all night long?" that is what i do to keep us all safe. At around 3:30am the storm met with the Low front and created this "eye of the hurricane" effect just east of Kingfisher and Greenfield complete with no rain in the eye; it was strange.

Now that we have the preface out of the way we can get to the real story. Many years ago a had written an article (can't find anywhere) about Natural Selection no longer affected the human race because of the invention of warning stickers, thus causing an over abundance of stupid people that would normally meet their own end due to the lack of neuron usage.

But last night my faith in Natural Selection was rekindled when at 5:45am, broadcasting live from NW 36th and Broadway in OKC channel 5 (I think) showed two cars stuck in a flooded street, TWO MORE CARS plunged in behind the first ones! One of the second batch quickly realized that that was not a smart move and threw it in reverse and backed out before it was too late, the other car had to drive AROUND THE NEWS VAN AND REPORTER who were filming LIVE (hence the bright camera lite and big suv BLOCKING THE ROAD) plunged straight into the water and began to float away.

The reporter continued to film live and asked if the woman needed help (which is the first time I have ever seen them get involved versus "ruining the shoot") and stayed with her LIVE until the fire dept. showed up to rescue the water logged car.

Now some of you reading this are questioning what they know of me at this point. I can tell you that my belief in Natural Selection (both animal and human) does not contradict my religious beliefs. God made cavemen (Neanderthals and whatnots) to keep Anthropologists confused for many thousand years, proving that God has a sense of humor. I used to be a staunch Evolutionist and grappled with the concept of Creationism until I understood comparative anatomy does not prove evolution but proves an "artistic signature style." You're confused.

Right now do a Google search for Leonardo da Vinci art work, primarily looking for his paintings and sculptures of human form (if you don't want to use da Vinci look up another artist, I don't care). Over the long span of time you can see (if you are looking chronologically) that their art improves and they get better, but what you will recognize is each individual artist's STYLE. da Vinci makes his men look like this; Van Gogh draws women like that, and lets not even get started on Picaso. The point I am trying to make is that you can recognize their artistic signature style.

Take the time now to compare animal skeletal likenesses including gorillas vs. chimpanzees vs. human. You can see that they are all designed by the same maker. He has a style; He has worked out the design. That is not called evolution it is design perfection.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Oil company exects see thier own shadow, gas prices rise

Upon scanning the news for Disasterology related events, no look of surprise on my face as I read that BigOil fears the impending arrival of Erin to the Texas coast and threaten the raise in price of gas. Lets all thank God now that Old Ronald doesn't jack-up the price of the BigMac every time the word cow is (pardon the pun) "uttered" on national news.

Just tonite I witnessed on the news a second mine collapsed but the price of coal didn't go through the roof over night. My last post mentioned the word pediphile, oh, look Wal-Mart is raising the price of ammo!
*Update Gas prices are up $.20 a gallon from when I wrote this post (today is 8/22/07)

The PedophileBlogger goes to jail for now.

First I would like to say that this P.o.S. Jack McClellan, the self anointed Pedophilia Advocate, better just keep his sick ass in California because he will not find Oklahoma so tolerant of his civil liberties. Matter of fact, I would wager that if he had the huevos to show up here, he would not leave with same said huevos.

I have kids, two of them, and if I saw Jack ass McClellan walking on my street I would assume the worst and just start shooting, even if I had to drag his dead carcase back to my house to claim the "make my day" law.

I would like to take a moment to address all the inmates incarcerated in the California penal system, Jack will be coming to see you soon and if we don't take care of him we expect you to.

Michael Kerr

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