Thursday, July 20, 2006

Welcome, Michael Kerr R.T. (R), to the position of El Presidente of N.A.D.S.!

As the governing body of Disasterologists across the world, we are pleased to elect to the position of El Presidente of the North American Disasterologist Society. Michael has become the first and only currently accredited 'Disasterologist' to date and that makes him the best candidate for the position. All hail El Presidente!!!


If you would like to apply for a Disasterologist accreditations, please leave a short comment with your email address in comments below. Requirements for accreditation include experience in any of the following fields; emergency medicine, crime enforcement or crime scene investigation, disaster preparedness, and forensic science. Other professions will be considered.

9 comments:

Wild Bill said...

How about talk show host? I'm in!

fmragtops said...

I've been involved in law enforcement and investigations for seven years. Is that the same as crime enforcement? I was a juvenile delinquent in highschool if that's more what you are looking for. Can I be, like, the illustrious potentate of NADS? Did you see my post on Man Made Global Warming? A rallying cry for sound, reasonable environmental policy, indeed.

Wild Bill said...

I will add a N.A.D.S. Members (he said member) section to the side bar and pending the El Presidente's approval you are an almost offical member (he said it again) in the North American Diasterologist Society.

fmragtops said...

NADS heh heh member heh heh

I guess a URL for that post would have come in handy.

link

The Blue Square said...

Name: Blue Square
Profession: Journalism
Specialization: Fear-mongering scare tactics
Favorite word: DOOM!
E-mail: thebluesquare@gmail.com

Michael Kerr said...

I am El Presidente, and I approve of these nominations and welcome you with open arms. Look out behind you!!!

RichJ said...

Hmmmm.
My official title at work is Environmental Scientist. I try to apply the paranoid regulatory rantings of the EPA to the real world. As usual, the sky is falling on a daily basis. I have a hard hat, tyvek, and a respirator on hand. I must say I think I would be a fine addition to NADS.

Michael Kerr said...

RichJ
I, El Presidente, welcome you. I have been to your aggressive blog and see that you would mesh nicely into our little club. you may contact me at ViveElPresidente at gmail dot com

remember, it is not paranoia if they realy are out to get you!!

RichJ, if you can think of a handy title please let me know or I will apply one for you.

TexasFred said...

I am the great, the one and only, with talent on loan from Gawdddddd....

TexasFred... I who with one hand tied behind my back, while standing on a step stool drinking a cold Coors Lite, have saved the world from death and certain destruction on numerous occasions as I conducted my career as a VERY covert operator for one of those government agency thingy's...

I, the great TexasFred, the kicker of liberal asses and teller of 'truth', well, as I see it, standing high on my step stool on one foot, using the other to JUMP and kick libbers in the ass as I save the world from their liberalness, wish to become a member of NADS...

Why you may ask???

Because I have NADS... Big NADS...

Goooooooooooooooo NADS...

TexasFred’s

TexasFred53@gmail.com

That is I, it is me, it is not only WHO I am, it is WHAT I am...

May the NADS be with you...